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Post by GarvinStomp on Dec 17, 2006 11:29:26 GMT -5
Hey all you Ruskies out there........ get out of that bread line and go on over to the autograph line!
Appearing at the 2007 Legends Fanfest will be none other than those famous Russians:
Boris R. Yates
Vladimir Locher
Putin Parsons
For $25 you can get your own autographed copy of the communist manifesto and Mr. Boris Yates will even throw in a yellow plastic hammer and sickle to commemorate your fanfest experience.
And if you act now you may even beat Brunogod to the front of the line. So get out of that Proletariat and join the Bourgeoisie. Can you say pasebo and glasnost?
(hey, it beats the hell out of paying $15 bucks for a Virgil autograph and you will also be paying for the privilege of having Mr. Boris R. Yates shake your capitalist American hand)
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Post by bluedevil71 on Dec 17, 2006 11:47:04 GMT -5
Dang, Commies
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Post by brunogod on Dec 17, 2006 12:06:42 GMT -5
Now Mr. Stomp....you know that no one will beat me to the front of that line! My only problem is that last time I was at a fanfest and tried to get a pic with Boris Yates,he was ,in fact,sleeping and unable to sign my russian flag!And the horrid sounds he made while snoring were so bad that Virgil,himself,packed up all his belongings and left the building!
And to top everything off,my bag carrier Mike,lost my bags and in fact was seen later in line at the all you can eat buffet with Vladimir!
On second thought,none of those damned ruskies will get one ruble from me!
I guess it could be worse...appearing there could also be the always belligerent and ungodly oderiferious ChiefSittingsittingstillbutnevershuttingmymouth!
Later curtain jerkers!
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Post by bobbyryates on Dec 17, 2006 16:44:56 GMT -5
hey, i can also bring my own nylon 8 x 12 russian flag and my flask with KGB on the cap with the face of stalin on the front (i do actually own those things) as props for the photo ops. ;D
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Post by sittingstill on Dec 17, 2006 18:28:41 GMT -5
Yes - the Wrestling Apparatchiks will bringing their brand of Perestroika to the evil capitalist Fanfest '07 schedule....
And fear not as we have had a special neurological device made that will enable Boris Yates to sign autographs even when asleep / guzzling voluminous quantities of sweet tea (from his Stalin flask!!). He will also be bringing ''ma beyotches'' from the Greensboro Gulag branch of Hooterskovich, and will be autographing units of his popular ''I am the Wrestling Apparat-chik Magnet, Beyotch!!' t-shirt.
And, yes - I, the great leader Mikhail Parsonchev will once again be travelling from the East to hand out copies of the latest issue of the Wrestling Pravda, which will feature anti-Sammartino propaganda, as well as a heavily biased article designed to defame the evil capitalist Bruno God (and the last 12 generations of his family) entitled: ''Will this man's tape collection destroy wrestling??''. You WILL learn to DESPISE this decadent LUMPENPROLETARIAT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!
Also appearing will be ''Soviet'' Matt Stuart a/k/a Stalin Stomp, who will be handing out copies of The Best Of Alexis Smirnoff, officially listed as the shortest DVD in history....
So what are you waiting for? By your tickets now and chant along:
''Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!''
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Post by GarvinStomp on Dec 17, 2006 18:35:17 GMT -5
Stingmark nyet, Sittingstill da
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Post by stingmark on Dec 18, 2006 1:26:34 GMT -5
Yes - the Wrestling Apparatchiks will bringing their brand of Perestroika to the evil capitalist Fanfest '07 schedule.... And fear not as we have had a special neurological device made that will enable Boris Yates to sign autographs even when asleep / guzzling voluminous quantities of sweet tea (from his Stalin flask!!). He will also be bringing ''ma beyotches'' from the Greensboro Gulag branch of Hooterskovich, and will be autographing units of his popular ''I am the Wrestling Apparat-chik Magnet, Beyotch!!' t-shirt. And, yes - I, the great leader Mikhail Parsonchev will once again be travelling from the East to hand out copies of the latest issue of the Wrestling Pravda, which will feature anti-Sammartino propaganda, as well as a heavily biased article designed to defame the evil capitalist Bruno God (and the last 12 generations of his family) entitled: ''Will this man's tape collection destroy wrestling??''. You WILL learn to DESPISE this decadent LUMPENPROLETARIAT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! Also appearing will be ''Soviet'' Matt Stuart a/k/a Stalin Stomp, who will be handing out copies of The Best Of Alexis Smirnoff, officially listed as the shortest DVD in history.... So what are you waiting for? By your tickets now and chant along: ''Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!'' You forgot to mention part about Vladimir getting much buffet and then spitting it out on american hotel worker who does not get him towel or drink, American hotel worker not liked in Russia.  hahahahahahahahahaha OMFG! ;D |
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