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Post by bobbyryates on Nov 5, 2006 17:40:40 GMT -5
no, that's my fee.
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Post by GarvinStomp on Nov 5, 2006 20:28:30 GMT -5
The Hammer wears black wrestling trunks with yellow polka dots. He's just the common man, workin hard for the man. Hey, he's the amercian dream! I hear he used to walk to the ring with a big black woman.
I might be tempted to ask Chris Bradshaw for an autograph, but I don't know that he ever put a lot of asses in seats!
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Post by stingmark on Nov 5, 2006 22:14:58 GMT -5
I really don't wanna see sittingstill,stingmark,bobby,aaron,shannon..oh,did you mean what wrestlers we didn't want to see? My bad! LOL! Well, if you're really asking? we don't want no back hair shavers(hint hint) there either. The last thing we need @ FF is some clipper wielding Brunofan, running around trying to shave everyone, b/c his man Bruno will not be in attendance yet again. ;D ;D ;D Oh yeah: I do not want to see Virgil there either. His high class douchery is not wanted. And of course: NO MARK NULTY!! For obvious reasons. |
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Post by kocroyal on Nov 6, 2006 0:59:08 GMT -5
Okay, we definitely have to have Chris Bradshaw there... he is old school.
As for who not to have there. From the Rockville crowd...Virgil, he just does not fit into this stuff and no one cares about him.
As for previous fests, I would not miss Dory Funk Jr being there, he just seemed out of it and with his wife in tow i am sure that is why he was out of it.
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Post by Bradshaw0012 on Nov 6, 2006 1:39:02 GMT -5
I not only put asses in the seats, but I put females in my lap, pal. That's all that matters, that's the mark of a champion. |
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Post by The Hammer on Nov 6, 2006 3:54:57 GMT -5
I hope Hammer isn't charging 25.00 per autograph again! I will be. But for that $25.00 you will get 2 items signed (yours, or one of my many items for a small fee), and a polaroid of Jimmy Kimmel !!! There will be no better deal in Charlotte. |
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Post by noodlepoodle on Nov 6, 2006 9:20:39 GMT -5
I'd be first in line for a Bradshaw autograph!
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Post by brunogod on Nov 6, 2006 16:51:16 GMT -5
MR. STOMP...how can ya say that Bradshaw never put asses in the seats!I remember back in '81 when he alone sold out the OMNI in Hotlanta for the big blow off russian chain match against the diabolical BORIS YATES!Granted,the match lasted but a few minutes due to Chris's testicular fortitude and BORIS YATES' lack thereof...but this is the match that drew the people!Hell,even when yours truly had the blowoff bodyslam challenge against STINGMARK,and yes,I did indeed press his sorry carcass well above my head and in fact tossed him over the top rope and onto his tag team partner from Pawhuska,England...the evil Chief Sittingstill...MR. BRADSHAW does indeed get credit for selling out the house and putting asses in the seats! So please don't ever claim to have no knowledge of this or you shall be forced to work this year's fanfest as VIRGIL'S lackey!
Good day to you...I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!
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Post by bobbyryates on Nov 6, 2006 17:39:51 GMT -5
I AM STILL YOUR CHAMPION!!!!
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Post by GarvinStomp on Nov 6, 2006 18:22:32 GMT -5
I would tell Virgil one thing....... YOU SPELL LOSER.............V-I-R-G-I-L!
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Post by GarvinStomp on Nov 6, 2006 19:13:08 GMT -5
Mr. Bruno, Chris Bradshaw's act is so old that he is every school girl's nightmare and every mother's dream!  I remember back in 1985 when Stingmark beat him with an avalanche in the ring corner and then followed up with a big spash and pinned him in 9 seconds flat to set a new record. |
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Post by sittingstill on Nov 6, 2006 20:02:23 GMT -5
I really don't wanna see sittingstill,stingmark,bobby,aaron,shannon..oh,did you mean what wrestlers we didn't want to see? My bad! Notice The Hammer was not on that list. It just wouldn't be fanfest without me. By the way, for those interested, I will be signing autographs all 3 days in Charlotte. Hey - you still owe me a sig!! I paid you $25 to sign my mother's bra and you ran away with the money. I saw you and Virgil talking about it, and then he came up to me and said ''hell, I'll sign yo mama's bra for $25 too....'', and then he started laughing at me!!  Mother was really upset when I told her I couldn't get her bra signed....  |
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Post by brunogod on Nov 6, 2006 20:09:09 GMT -5
ROFLMFAO!!!
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Post by GarvinStomp on Nov 6, 2006 20:29:11 GMT -5
The Hammer might have trouble getting his entire signature on a Size A Cup!
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Post by sittingstill on Nov 6, 2006 20:30:09 GMT -5
MR. STOMP...how can ya say that Bradshaw never put asses in the seats!I remember back in '81 when he alone sold out the OMNI in Hotlanta for the big blow off russian chain match against the diabolical BORIS YATES!Granted,the match lasted but a few minutes due to Chris's testicular fortitude and BORIS YATES' lack thereof...but this is the match that drew the people!Hell,even when yours truly had the blowoff bodyslam challenge against STINGMARK,and yes,I did indeed press his sorry carcass well above my head and in fact tossed him over the top rope and onto his tag team partner from Pawhuska,England...the evil Chief Sittingstill...MR. BRADSHAW does indeed get credit for selling out the house and putting asses in the seats! So please don't ever claim to have no knowledge of this or you shall be forced to work this year's fanfest as VIRGIL'S lackey! Good day to you...I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!
NIKITA say: ''you say you have blow-off of big Vegas Stingmark and toss him off over rope?? This is kind of behaviour not tolerated in Kremlin latrines!!''Yeah, well that's just revisionist history my friend. You're forgetting the NWA tour of England in 1948, when Stingmark, Boris Yates and myself beat BRUNOGOD, BRADSHAW & GIANT ''LOCHNESS MONSTER'' HAYSTACKS in the Pawhuska Regional Challenge Invitational Television Championship Trophy Tournament when Winston 'Freakmaster' Churchill ran in, pulled down to his jockstrap and gave an unconscious Brunogod the stinkface!! That was a formality as Stingmark had already got out the baby oil and given you the 'Man-Breasts Of Doom' Facial crush, thus asphyxiating you with his sweat-laden germcakes!! A pre-birth Dave Meltzer said, in the December 1948 edition of the Wrestling Observer: "it was freakin' disgusting....and then Churchill ran in and disrobed, trying to reclaim his glory headlining Global Starrcade in 1945. Talk about how to kill a town. Or at least BRUNOGOD's sense of smell''.... The New York Ostrich Post (later renamed the New York Times after legal issues stemming from a 1952 New Zealand Boating incident) said:''First did Stingmark, and then the old walrus Churchill - who in his self was not sanction'd by the NWA - perform'd hellacious feats of chemical atrocity on the already damag'd nostrils of NWA Maritimes' King Of the Fishing Match TV Champion BRUNOGOD. Members of the local service did then Proceed to rush in and stop'd the combat in vein attempts to save the sinuses of the fallen, Italian sweatchamp-worshipping BRUNOGOD''.... The only embarassment was when we cut our promo after the match, and a hungry Yates proceeded to eat the Six Man TV title Trophy on live TV while I was stood in front of him, advising the masses... (NB: it should be noted that Stingmark was at this point backstage receiving medical attention after blading his chest to sell how UGLY Brunogod is!!).... |
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